The Pauper's Diary: Enchanted Mushroom (with illustrations)

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Lisa. She was poor. So, people just called her Lisa the Pauper. One day, Lisa the Pauper has been assigned by her good-looking-but-arrogant master to pick mushrooms for everyone. To be honest, that milord just bored beyond belief.

The poor and needy Lisa then begin her journey by climbing the hill, cut the trees, swim across the river and cat-walking along the path like no one can hold her way.









Then, right in front of her eyes, there was a small abandoned road, full of mushrooms. Lisa can't stop screaming, knowing that she owns the glory- of picking mushrooms. So she quickly pick the mushrooms along the road excitedly.






Later on, she began to feel tired and stop for awhile. She took few mushrooms, cook it professionally and taste it. OMG! It tastes unbelievable yummeyh!

However, after having a lunch with those mushrooms, she feels bad. She began to shakes her head repeatedly like an old man.







Few minutes later, that mushroom suddenly turns her into...
A very great flamingo dancer, 












And then she got confuse with her own identity and personality (seriously, she thinks that she's Britney)...








After that, she got a sudden-excited disease which makes her groove and sing Happy Song over and over and over and over and over again.

Finally, she feels accelerated over her own voice, which she thought it sounds like an angel- so she screamed all over her body like no one can handle it.

Half an hour, she woke up and realized that she ate the magical-weird mushroom, own by the queen of mushroom who lived on the top of mushroom mountain. The Queen of Mushroom saves her from the disease by slanting her lips.








So she ran home and told her master that she ate mushrooms that makes her inhumane. Her master did not believe it and forced Lisa to make him some mushroom stew. Lisa made the mushroom stew with fear. But her master is a gnarly milord. He ate all of it, although Lisa tried very hard to stop him. 




At the end Lisa realized that her master is dumber than her. So she just gave up, giggling alone while peeping over her master who cleaned up his finger nail and then shouting at her:

"I still look awesome...right?"

#tmg2013