#Fifth Part
FAMILIES AND PARENTING
Choosy Dog
My brother wants to feed my auntie’s dog but the dog is refused. So, my little sister tried to persuade the dog and she succeeded. Then, my brother just got angry and said-
“Is it a male? Are you a male?”
Two-foot Beastly Animal.
I asked my friend which two-foot beastly animal that scares him most. His answer is- his crazy dad.
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Friday, 6 April 2012
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#Fourth Part
SOCIETY AND LIFESTYLE
Don’t Mess Up With a Religious Girl.
Middle-aged man tried to seduce a young girl by sitting beside her, and she didn’t like it. When he asked her name, she just said-“I have a religion.”
Big Tummy Perceptions.
Nayer : I got a big tummy recently.
Min : Me too. We should start diet.
Nayer : But some women like men with tummies like me.
Min : Really? I wish men liked women who had big bellies too.
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# Third Part
ENTERTAINMENT AND ADVERTISMENT.
Everything’s sponsored.
Poro : This advertisement is about clothes but those models keep showing their teeth.
Jea : It means that their teeth must be sponsored. If you were given free implants, you have
to show them.
A Lonely Singer
One male singer receives a letter from his fan. He got excited because he got least of fan rather than his other members. And his fan was wrote something which is:
“I’m a huge fan of yours. But I have no friends at school. I guess our fate is the same.”
ENTERTAINMENT AND ADVERTISMENT.
Everything’s sponsored.
Poro : This advertisement is about clothes but those models keep showing their teeth.
Jea : It means that their teeth must be sponsored. If you were given free implants, you have
to show them.
A Lonely Singer
One male singer receives a letter from his fan. He got excited because he got least of fan rather than his other members. And his fan was wrote something which is:
“I’m a huge fan of yours. But I have no friends at school. I guess our fate is the same.”
THE DAILY JESTER © since 1988
#Second Part
SCHOOL AND STUDENTS.
Catch and Feed.
There is situation between three students who received the punishment for coming late at school-they must feed a dog.
Girl A : Just go and find the dog.
Boy B : It runs away whenever you try to feed it. It runs away when it sees me.
Boy C : Do I have to catch the dog?
Girl A : Catch the dog?
Boy B : So we can eat it?
The thrifty student is:
1. Get shower in school’s toilet.
2. Ride your friend’s vehicle to go home.
3. Recharging mobile phone at any available outlet in the class.
SCHOOL AND STUDENTS.
Catch and Feed.
There is situation between three students who received the punishment for coming late at school-they must feed a dog.
Girl A : Just go and find the dog.
Boy B : It runs away whenever you try to feed it. It runs away when it sees me.
Boy C : Do I have to catch the dog?
Girl A : Catch the dog?
Boy B : So we can eat it?
The thrifty student is:
1. Get shower in school’s toilet.
2. Ride your friend’s vehicle to go home.
3. Recharging mobile phone at any available outlet in the class.
THE DAILY JESTER © since 1988
#First Part
FRIENDS AND COLLEAGUES.
A Friend’s Betrayal.
Two good friends, Joon and Hay were joining singing competition, and they were put in different group. When it come to the last question of the song’s name, Joon is whispered to his friend and hoping that he could win the prize.
Joon : I don’t know this song’s name. Can you tell me?
Hay : A friend’s betrayal.
Large Scales.
Three good friends are having a trip at a mountain and rent a house. Then, they come out with some ideas to share.
Iba : Let’s play hide-and-seek.
Luci : There’s no fun in this house.
Feli : You want more fun? The area at here is around 8.4 million hectares, it includes
the mountain. Let’s play in large scales!
FRIENDS AND COLLEAGUES.
A Friend’s Betrayal.
Two good friends, Joon and Hay were joining singing competition, and they were put in different group. When it come to the last question of the song’s name, Joon is whispered to his friend and hoping that he could win the prize.
Joon : I don’t know this song’s name. Can you tell me?
Hay : A friend’s betrayal.
Large Scales.
Three good friends are having a trip at a mountain and rent a house. Then, they come out with some ideas to share.
Iba : Let’s play hide-and-seek.
Luci : There’s no fun in this house.
Feli : You want more fun? The area at here is around 8.4 million hectares, it includes
the mountain. Let’s play in large scales!
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