Modus Operandi: Anda Remaja Jenis Apa?

Remaja. Zaman yang ohsem, tapi singkat. Kalau dikira dari awal masuk Form 1 sampai habis Form 5, itulah era remaja yang sebenar-benarnya. Lepas habis Form 5, itu persediaan untuk meninggalkan era remaja dan selepas berusia 20 tahun dan ke atas, zaman remaja anda sudah pun tamat. Kejam tak bunyinya? Tak, itu hakikat. 

Okay, aku pernah jadi remaja dan zaman remaja aku dah pun tamat. Kira-kira 10 tahun yang lalu. Aku tak tau sangat remaja zaman sekarang. Apa yang aku nampak, remaja zaman sekarang ni agak daring dan advance. Zaman aku tak se'daring' dan se'advance' remaja zaman sekarang. Tapi aku nak cakap jujur je lah, aku tak menikmati sangat zaman remaja. Aku ni spesis introvert + pelik. Sebab apa aku cakap aku introvert + pelik? Sebab, masa kawan-kawan aku tengah mabuk Friendster, aku pulak duduk sorang-sorang bawah rumah main pasir dan buat bentuk pasu. Aku rasa, aku sangat kreatif masa tu.

Well, kalau korang terfikir- "Nape ko fikir kau tak menikmati zaman remaja disebabkan kau main pasir?" atau "Apa maksud ko dengan 'menikmati zaman remaja?" Lalu timbul question mark kat kepala korang- "Part mana yang ko maksudkan 'menikmati zaman remaja?" Okay, aku sudi jawab soalan tu. So, untuk mereka yang dah tinggalkan zaman remaja mereka tu (bukan untuk remaja yang baru je habis SPM atau diploma), tengok bucket list yang aku senaraikan. Check mana-mana point yang pernah korang buat. Kalau lebih dari 15, memang sah korang menikmati zaman remaja korang dengan secukup-cukupnya. Kalau kurang, korang cuma melalui zaman remaja. 

Sekarang, mari kita mula:

1. Peminat tegar boy group atau girl group tahun semasa
2. Concern dengan trend remaja terkini (pakaian, gajet, lagu, filem etc)
3. Sentiasa nak sesuatu yang baru
4. Gemar melepak dengan kawan-kawan kat tepi jalan/kedai makan/taman rekreasi/perpustakaan/cyber cafe/shopping complex
5. Ada geng/grup tersendiri
6. Suka bergosip 
7. Ada musuh
8. Ada peminat
9. Ada crush
10. Ada couple
11. Putus couple
12. Ber'couple' lagi dan lagi a.k.a cinta monyet
13. Beli/pakai barang sedondon dengan BFF
14. Buat buku biodata kawan-kawan (pasal impian masa depan dan jodoh)
15. Tak sabar nak habis sekolah (sebab dah bosan pakai baju sekolah)
16. Kaki study group
17. Kaki boikot cikgu disiplin
18. Bercinta dalam kelas
19. Tolong cover kawan yang bercinta satu kelas
20. Jadi tukang kacau daun kawan yang tengah dating
21. Jalan-jalan dengan kawan naik motosikal/kereta masa beraya rumah cikgu dan rumah kawan sekelas
22. Buat kerja gila-gila (contoh: campur bermacam jenis mee segera dalam periuk dan makan dan lepas tu berak sampai nak mereput dalam jamban)
23. Berhibur kat tempat tuisyen
24. Suka berahsia/simpan rahsia
25. Jatuh cinta kat senior
26. Jatuh cinta kat kawan baik sendiri
27. Ada konflik persahabatan
28. Putus kawan dan lepas tu kawan balik
29. Merancang nak reunion bila dah habis Form 5
30. Tandatangan kat baju sekolah bila habis SPM secara rasmi

Okay, setakat ni je bucket list yang aku buat. Dah check berapa banyak point korang? Dalam 30 point kat atas, aku dapat 10 je. Tak perlu la aku mention point yang mana. Korang pulak macam mana? ^^

@themagi2016

Kenali Diri Melalui Binatang Peliharaan

Salam 4 Ogos. Sekarang aku tengah menaip, ditemani oleh 2 ekor kura-kura dan seekor ikan laga. Kura-kura tu adik aku punya, aku ni nanny je. Masa kecik2 dulu aku pernah bela ayam jadi pet. Lepas tu, bapak aku sembelih then aku makan ayam tu (kejam ke bunyinya?). Kemudian aku bela kucing. Bila kami pindah, kami tak bawa sekali kucing tu. Sekarang, aku bela ikan laga dalam jug kaca mak aku. Nak jimat kos. Bila fikir-fikir balik, apa kaitan kita dengan binatang yang kita bela?

Jawapannya ialah: Personaliti.

1. Kucing

Kucing ialah haiwan belaan yang perlukan perhatian. Bagi sesiapa yang membela kucing, pemilik kucing adalah seseorang yang boleh diharap dan sensitif. Ada di kalangan pemilik kucing juga bersifat suka duduk rumah, kreatif, setia dan pandai mengambil perhatian. Selain itu, pengaruh yang dibawa oleh kucing akan membentuk sikap pemilik mereka menjadi seseorang yang tenang dan bersikap fleksibel.

2. Anjing

Anjing dikenali sebagai man's best friend. Tak juga. Dalam seluruh populasi dunia, tak semua dapat membela anjing. Anjing memiliki sifat suka bermain, gemar bersosial, ceria dan lincah. Bagi sesiapa yang membela anjing, pemilik anjing adalah seseorang yang menyeronokkan apabila berkawan dengan mereka. Sikap ini selari dengan kelakuan binatang peliharaan mereka kerana ia menjurus ke arah keserasian. Pemilik anjing dikatakan cenderung untuk jujur, 'religious' dan sering melaksanakan tugas yang diberikan kepadanya.

3. Ikan (apa saja jenis ikan)

Ikan ialah haiwan peliharaan yang tak mengeluarkan suara. Tapi, ia memberi reaksi dengan pergerakan badannya. Dikatakan, pemilik ikan adalah seseorang yang paling gembira. Mungkin disebabkan ikan tak bising, tuan empunyanya mendapat ketenangan yang maksimum. Maka, mereka akan berasa gembira. Itu teori aku, sebab aku bela ikan. Hahaha. Okey, sekarang aku serius. Pemilik ikan adalah seseorang yang tidak mudah putus asa, optimistik, tidak terlalu kebendaan dan introvert

4. Burung (apa saja spesis burung)

Burung ialah haiwan kegemaran ramai, lebih-lebih lagi yang pandai menyanyi dan bercakap. Pemilik burung dipercayai merupakan seseorang yang sangat 'outgoing' dan ekspresif. Tetapi, mereka juga sangat dominan. 

5. Apa saja jenis haiwan reptilia (ular, iguana, tegu dll)

Spesis reptilia merupakan pilihan popular pada masa kini. Reptilia seperti ular, keluarga biawak, keluarga cicak dan sebagainya antara haiwan peliharaan. Menurut kajian, pemilik haiwan reptilia merupakan pemilik yang paling suka berdikari, esentrik dan mereka tidak memerlukan perhatian dari orang lain. Tetapi, di sebalik sikap berdikari, mereka merupakan golongan yang kekurangan 'sense of humour'. 

6. Kura-kura

Kura-kura merupakan haiwan peliharaan yang unik. Bagi sesiapa yang memelihara kura-kura, ia mempunyai ciri-ciri yang menyenangkan. Kura-kura hidup lama dan tak mudah sakit. Pemilik kura-kura dikatakan mempunyai sikap ramah dan tenang. Ada juga yang bersifat pemalu. Tetapi secara keseluruhannya, pemilik kura-kura adalah golongan yang baik hati dan tidak berbahaya.

7. Apa saja jenis haiwan (amfibia, eksotik dll)

Bagi haiwan-haiwan yang jarang dibela seperti spesis amfibia ataupun haiwan eksotik, pemilik sememangnya golongan yang suka menyahut cabaran. Sebab haiwan sebegini perlukan pengesahan lesen dari pihak berwajib. Selain dari itu, pemilik merupakan seseorang yang berani dan tak suka perkara yang sama. Mereka cepat bosan. Mereka sukakan kelainan dan perhatian. 

Pendek kata, apapun haiwan yang kita pilih, ia sebenarnya pantulan personaliti kerana ia menggambarkan diri pemilik haiwan itu sendiri. Keserasian dan persamaan itu akan membuatkan pemilik berasa selesa dan gembira.

@themagi2015
ruj: healthypets.mercola.com | hansright.com | onegreenplanet.org

Girls: Which one are You?

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Sunday's afternoon, still raining. I'm cuddling my flesh into my hospital-type blanket. But I'm not in a hospital. Just lay my ass over the bed. I'm quite an eccentric-odd gal.

I actually recognized few characteristic of gals around me. My collection of colleagues are ingenious. So, which one are You?

1. A gal who appeared pretty and feminine but her room is so messy-bessy.

2. A gal who appeared normal and cool but her mind is wicked and twisted.

3. A gal who appeared plain and boring but deep down she's a femme-fatale.

4. A gal who appeared strong and seductive but the truth is, she's so fragile and lost.

5. A gal who appeared well behave and sweet but sometimes she went crazy any time.

6. A gal who appeared with mind-preacher and good words but basically she did the opposite ways.

7. A gal who appeared weak and low but she has the strongest heart to bear the pain.

8. A gal who appeared odd and eccentric but she's actually honest and easy going.

9. A gal who appeared happy and bubbly but she has quite a complicated life.

10. A gal who appeared nice and friendly but surprisingly she's a backstabber.

11. A gal who appeared in style and up to date but still wondering about her own identity.

12. A gal who appeared bright and cunning but still seeking the best thing in her.

13. A gal who appeared usual and geek but her imagination is borderless.

14. A gal who appeared good and natural but might be very secretive and surprisingly crooked.

15. A gal who appeared straight and damn obedient but she screamed like hell in her own mind.

16. A gal who appeared crazy and impractical but actually she knows the limit of her foolishness.

17. A gal who appeared dark and wild but she has a kindhearted that no one could see.

18. A gal who appeared rich and capable but never feel satisfied in everything.

19. A gal who appeared poor and incompetent but dream so high in everything.

20. A gal who appeared classy and connoisseur but at the same time, she's weirdo.

21. A gal who appeared conventional and harmless but might be dangerous in a matter of time.

22. A gal who appeared boyish and rough but actually she's a girl in her heart.

23. A gal who appeared older than her age but no one would knows that she's a child in her mind.

24. A gal who appeared simple and ordinary but hey, she's a dynamite.

25. A gal who appeared too well in career but so bupkus in relationship.

26. A gal who appeared hardworking and diligent but basically she has a low self-esteem.

27. A gal who appeared cheerful and attractive but didn't realized she wants the appreciation.

28. A gal who appeared brave but she has an obvious weak spot.

29. A gal who appeared to know everything but hell, she didn't know her own self.

30. A gal who appeared big but all in all, she's inferior.

There are so many girl-type around us. I just realized few. How often we open our eyes and check out the littlest things that shape the environment? Just few.

@themagi2014

10 Effects When Watching Soccer Match

Soccer games, the best hot 'item' for everyone. FIFA is getting near, as well as Liga in Malaysia. I'm not so 'in' about soccer. Not so deep like my friendly-hood brothers and sisters. But then I realized, whenever I watched the game, something happened to me. So I quickly stopped myself and went to bed.

You know what?

1. Fan-moment

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Watching them with one soccer ball on a wide-green field puts me into some fan-moments. I am mesmerized and keep watching the rolling ball. What happened next? Is it goal?

2. Soccer mind

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Well, that's how it goes. There's no irony between sports and soccer. It just happened below your consideration, and awareness.

3. High spirits

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GOAL! That's the spirit. I always heard that, from neighbours, my brother

and Mr. Commentator.

4. Outrage

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SHIT! That's how you feel when the player almost get the score, referee

take out yellow/red card or the opposite fan curses you.

5. Anti-referee

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"Curse to all shit-damn-unfair-bias referee". 65% percent of fan's anger came out because of this person. I always stopped at this level, and went to bed.

6. Chanting group

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This is usual environment during the match. Fans will never stop chanting the lucky words, suddenly turn themselves into some kind of sport shaman.

7. Nervous symptom

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Every minutes are important during the match. Fans are more nervous than the players. For those who watch TV, they might screamed in front of the technology.

8. Fight pulses

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Suddenly feel it when the opposite fans keep cursing your favourite team. 

You wanna punch them. But one punch seems not good enough.

9. Getting Fanatic

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At this level, fans are getting frantic about the match. They just too fanatic in

everything- the ref, the opposite fans, their costume and the match itself.

10. Losing manners

"Okay, this is too much."
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The last and sad level. There are three groups of 'losing manners'- beginner, average and extreme. If you're a beginner, stop on that. For those who reached the extreme group, please seek help at psychology department.

Combining all results into one, if this happened to you, you are in total ADDICTION.

p/s: You should know where to stop yourself.

@themagi2014