Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper;
|"Sir, there's a problem here. I think you need to cut this"|
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper,
Where's the peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked?
Careful Katie cooked a crisp and crinkly cabbage;
Did careful Katie cook a crisp and crinkly cabbage?
If careful Katie cooked a crisp and crinkly cabbage,
Where's the crisp and crinkly cabbage careful Katie cooked?
She sells sea shells on the seashore;
The shells that she sells are sea shells I'm sure.
So if she sells sea shells on the seashore,
I'm sure that the shells are seashore shells.
A twister of twists once twisted a twist;
The twist that he twisted was a three twisted-twist;
If in twisting the twist, one twist should untwist,
Now, try say this :
Betty Botter bought some butter,
But she said this butter's bitter,
If I put it in my batter,
It will make my batter bitter,
But a bit of better butter,
Will make my batter bitter,
So she bought a bit of butter,
Better than her bitter butter,
And she put it in her batter,
And it make her batter better,
So t'was better Betty Botter,
Bought a bit of better butter.
So, feel dizzy?