Tuesday 25 February 2014

Apa Yang Membuatkan Anda Menyampah?

Sejak kebelakangan ni aku slalu menyampah ngan banyak benda. Ntah, annoying gila bila aku ingat balik apa yang membuatkan aku rasa menyampah. Aku rasa kedudukan otak aku tak brapa elok skang. Tapi manusia dengan perasaan menyampah memang tak bleh dipisahkan. Ada banyak benda yang boleh membuatkan korang rasa menyampah.

Seperti?


  1. Kereta depan slow siput jalan 20-30 macam la jalan tu bapak dia punya. Dah tu bleh main tab main phone gelak sakan. Oi, tengok depan la! Tak sayang nyawa ke?
  2. Orang kat depan jalan asek asek berhenti, pastu banyak cakap halang jalan orang lain. Saudara, kalu nak bercakap sambil jalan gi kat taman bunga la. Jangan stop kat pedestrian yang tengah sesak!
  3. Kat kedai makan, orang kat sebelah cakap macam Dolby Surround rosak. Memanjang je bising. Tak boleh kecik sikit ke volume? Suara sedap takpe la jugak.
  4. Sekumpulan keluarga bawak anak kecik ke tempat public. Dah tu anak asek nangis. Buat apa bawak budak kecik gi tempat public? Tak bleh ke duduk rumah jaga anak? Tak tau ke dunia skang banyak penyakit? Saja je nak cari penyakit.
  5. Kepada sesiapa yang bayar barang kat cashier, kalu barang harga belas ringgit je tak payah la keluar not 100. Takkan takde duit kecik langsung? Akibat not besar tu la barisan depan cashier makin panjang.
  6. Kalu nak berak kat tandas stesen minyak, tolonglah....TOLONG jangan parking kat tempat pam angin! Disebabkan orang yang sarat nak berak tapi parking kat tempat pam angin ni la buat ramai customer nak pam tayar naik angin!
  7. Jangan mesej member kalu nak jual produk, bukan nak tanya khabar. Itu je yang aku nak cakap. Aku tengah annoying gila sebab sakit gusi, tetiba dapat mesej member pasal jual produk. Makin sakit gusi aku!
  8. Berhemahlah, semasa di dalam tandas. Tak payah la aku explain banyak. Tengok mangkuk tandas pun dah tau maksud aku.
  9. Astro, bil makin naik. Apa pasal?
  10. Listen, listen, listen. Interviewer dalam proses temuduga annoying gila. Tak bleh ke manis sikit muka? Apasal muka sinis je padahal gaji masuk tiap bulan? Orang yang kena interview la patutnya stres.
  11. Orang yang bekerja, sila jangan merungut banyak tentang pekerjaan anda. Dah dapat kerja pun nak bising.
  12. Kepada pihak yang berkenaan, jangan asek bagi kerja kat anak buah sendiri tapi tayang iklan kerja depan public. Nepotisme betul~
  13. Kepada pihak yang berkenaan II, peluang kerja kasi banyak sikit.
  14. Budak-budak yang syok naik motosikal, korang jangan rosakkan pam angin boleh tak? Itu je pesanan aku.
  15. Hey, signal! Kedekut betul nak bagi signal masa nak belok nak motong kat tengah jalan. Kena bayar ke bagi signal?
  16. Actually aku tak menyampah sangat kalu orang tanya pasal kawen. Aku tak peduli pun. Tapi untuk orang lain, soalan ni memang menyampah.
  17. Jangan tanya soalan baby kepada orang yang dah kawen tapi belom ada anak. Sungguh menyampah soalan itu untuk dijawab oleh pihak berkenaan.
  18. Duit, makin lama makin susut nilai ko. Hmm...
  19. Bangsa berjaya ialah bangsa membaca. Tapi apasal harga buku mahal sangat? Kalu buku tu dah 3-4 tahun berdebu atas rak, tak bleh ke kasi jual murah? Rugi banyak ke kalu jual murah buku yang tak laku? Bagi aku, lagi rugi kalu buku tak laku tu tak dibeli langsung.
  20. Nape la kat tempat aku takde IKEA? Why?
  21. Further study memerlukan banyak duit. Aku naik menyampah bila fikir pasal tu. Cit.
  22. Duit ni harta duniawi tapi skang zaman duit. Stres.
  23. Jiran sebelah, banyak-banyak terima kasih jika anda menjaga laman rumah anda dan tidak membiarkan pampers anak anda yang bertahi itu menempel di tepi jalan. Mohon sakit hati.
  24. Jiran sebelah II, banyak-banyak terima kasih jika anda menjaga anak anda supaya tidak merosakkan harta benda jiran lain.
  25. Jangan guna laman sosial untuk bash negeri orang! Perbuatan suka bash negeri orang secara terbuka tu menunjukkan anda seorang yang...(sila bina ayat mencemuh yang sesuai dengan selera anda)
  26. Institusi pendidikan sepatutnya tukar nama, jadi institusi penjagaan. Ye lah, anak-anak cuma dijaga oleh cikgu. Tak bleh kena marah tak bleh kena tegur.
  27. Aku menyampah sebab kadang-kadang aku tak tahu nak buat entri apa! Blog ni la tempat aku cari makan. Benci 3x
  28. Menyampah sungguh bila terlalu banyak keinginan. Semua tu setan...setan...nyah kau!
  29. Tolong jangan berkira sangat kepada sesiapa saja yang berkenaan. Aku tak tahan betul dengan orang yang kuat berkira.
  30. Point yang ke-30, aku menyampah sungguh sebab bulan ni bulan yang annoying dan akhirnya aku buat entri ni.

#One space for annoying things in my head. The effect of environment pressure, which contribute psychological diseases for modern society. It seems unhealthy to keep in. It's time to keep out.

@themagi2014

Monday 24 February 2014

Poem: Morning's Rain

credits: twitter.com
I couldn't bear,
More than a shoulder,
Heavier than it looks,
Please put me in ease,
I've reached my limit.

Part of my soul is morning,
With hopes, white and tranquility,
Then it changed,
Part of my soul is night,
With fears, dark and calamity,

What is a poem to make a poem?
There is a spell to make a word,
Where is a piece of life to complete the life?
There is a road still not taken,
I'm so done.

Show me the way.

@themagi2014
(Catcity, 24214, #Mondaymorningrainisfalling)

Monday 17 February 2014

10 Effects When Watching Soccer Match

Soccer games, the best hot 'item' for everyone. FIFA is getting near, as well as Liga in Malaysia. I'm not so 'in' about soccer. Not so deep like my friendly-hood brothers and sisters. But then I realized, whenever I watched the game, something happened to me. So I quickly stopped myself and went to bed.

You know what?

1. Fan-moment

credits: wallpopers
Watching them with one soccer ball on a wide-green field puts me into some fan-moments. I am mesmerized and keep watching the rolling ball. What happened next? Is it goal?

2. Soccer mind

credits: incrediablediary
Well, that's how it goes. There's no irony between sports and soccer. It just happened below your consideration, and awareness.

3. High spirits

credits: theguardian
GOAL! That's the spirit. I always heard that, from neighbours, my brother
and Mr. Commentator.

4. Outrage

credits: busineseinsider
SHIT! That's how you feel when the player almost get the score, referee
take out yellow/red card or the opposite fan curses you.

5. Anti-referee

credits: edition
"Curse to all shit-damn-unfair-bias referee". 65% percent of fan's anger came out because of this person. I always stopped at this level, and went to bed.

6. Chanting group

credits: nytimes
This is usual environment during the match. Fans will never stop chanting the lucky words, suddenly turn themselves into some kind of sport shaman.

7. Nervous symptom

credits: publicoccurrenc
Every minutes are important during the match. Fans are more nervous than the players. For those who watch TV, they might screamed in front of the technology.

8. Fight pulses

credits: totalprosports
Suddenly feel it when the opposite fans keep cursing your favourite team. 
You wanna punch them. But one punch seems not good enough.

9. Getting Fanatic

credits: weirdnews
At this level, fans are getting frantic about the match. They just too fanatic in
everything- the ref, the opposite fans, their costume and the match itself.

10. Losing manners

"Okay, this is too much."
credits: boston
The last and sad level. There are three groups of 'losing manners'- beginner, average and extreme. If you're a beginner, stop on that. For those who reached the extreme group, please seek help at psychology department.

Combining all results into one, if this happened to you, you are in total ADDICTION.

p/s: You should know where to stop yourself.

@themagi2014

Sunday 16 February 2014

Top Spot: The Best Food Spot at Kuching

credits: paronamio
I don't have to mention a lot about this place, I guess. Top Spot Food Court Restaurant, located at Taman Kereta, Jalan Bukit Mata Kuching, is very well known among Kuchingites, domestic tourists and even foreigners. The lodging houses, motels and hotels also scattered around this place, which makes Topspot as a brilliant place to stop and having dinner.

Why am I telling you this?

I went there yesterday, I just want to promote it. Is that wrong?

Topspot, with 4/5 star according to Tripadvisor, this food court becomes the heaven center of seafood- with prawns, fishes, crabs, squids, seashells, bamboo clams, oysters and all kinds of aquatic things. Known as a 'Topspot' because dozens of restaurants gathered on top of parking place, it is reachable for those tourists around Kuching Waterfront. 

Topspot-Seafood-Kuching
credits: vkeong
So, yes. When we (me and family) went there, I saw the ocean of people. Not fish. Inside those people, food-porn people emerged with personal gear and snapshot gadgets. I don't have many times for aggressive food porn. I wanna eat.

Basically, this place is airy, busy and crowded, mostly during evening. The enter door is quite unknown for the first-time visitor. But nothing to worry about. You know where to go, just follow the family group who stand in front of the elevator. Easy, right?

Sorry I didn't catch much of photos, I believed the other 'food-porners' did that already. So I just say, this place is nice to go when you have a very thick wallet and wanna have fun with buddies or families. Besides, this place is suitable for kids. No fire is included on the table, just complete dishes ready to munch.

Few photos that I able to snap yesterday>

Big shiny crab. Yet I didn't enjoy any crab
yesterday. I have allergies.
Nice ABC. Not too sweet.
Very nice for hot Kuching
weather.
Fried 'midin', famous among locals. Also
famous among tourists.
Fried mixed-veggies. I love veggies.
I found tiny 'telur puyuh'.
Fried sweet and sour 'bawal' fish.
Gravy and tasty
Actually there were few dishes I didn't captured- butter prawn, fried seashell and fried 'kerapu' fish. Sorry, we're having a dinner race.

All in all, Topspot is a nice place to eat.

p/s: Remember, it can be a bit pricey if you're too naive.

@themagi2014