Tuesday, 4 December 2012

Several Reasons Why Your Damn Ideal Guys Are Hard To Get.

If you are a girl, you must have a dream to get your ideal guy, be with him and get married (unless, you're lesbo so that's not your business). However, looking for a good looking, attractive or well-manageable guys (based on your own measure cup) are hard to get than you thought. And you almost got ended with a man you didn't dream or wish to be. You often questioning yourself, or blaming the universe, or regretting about your parent's gene, or grumbling over everyone, or something like that. Come on ladies, there are several reasons why these guys are hard to get. Accept this, good looking, attractive and well-manageable guys (or any criteria that included in your ideal list) are hard to get because:

  • They are not single anymore. Don't be such a desperado. So, get a new and single fish out there, there are plenty of them.
  • They are married and happy. Well, save your own face. Don't be such a damn slut.
  • They loved being bachelors. Okay, a lot of bachelors are hotties and most-wanted, like Tony Starks, Mr. Batman, George Clooney...right?
  • They are womanizer. Well, when they're bachelors, they loved the hunting trips. That's the mother nature, the law of the universe.
  • I put it in three alphabet: G-A-Y. They are totally gay, but why good looking guys are gay? It makes me a bit of loss . But for George Michael, Neil Patrick Harris, Mika, Ben Whishaw (?) and obviously not Elton John...I'm your great fan anyways~
  • They afraid of commitment, so back to the third and the fourth point. Get it?
  • Probably, they're under control, which I prefer to say--mommy's son. Mmm, some moms are pretty choosy about in laws.
  • They are racist. That might be one of the reason why you can't have them. They just loved their own races-- more blondies more bimbos, so you can't blame that.
  • Call me crazy, but the other reasons why they're hard to get is because, they're not born yet. So you have to wait longer or died in waiting.
  • Maybe, those guys are sick and stuck in a hospital. Unlucky for you, hot chick nurses are ready on queue.
  • The other dead reason might be, they're dead so okay, let's chase other available guys who still alive.
  • Sometimes, great guys are already there but that's you who refused because they're not ideal enough for you yet. You demand more.
  • They didn't went under the knife, I mean surgery issues. So, the great guys in your list is not ready to get caught yet, if you liked false awesomeness.
  • They're handsome, have money, well-mannered and educated, but they can't serve you as a real man. You know what I mean?
  • Perhaps, your ideal guy is not arrive here yet. They are still living at the other continents, countries or regions. So girls, have faith.
  • They have every great man's package but...they're insane and stuck in asylum. You have to cure them first but the chance might be 50-50...so, just stop gambling your life. Get a sane man.
  • Hate to say this but you might be the reason, you don't have the ability or charm to get them. Feel angry? Sorry~
  • Like I said, have faith. If it's hard to get them, maybe God doesn't allowed you to meet the one yet. You're deserve someone's better.
  • I don't know what to say anymore but the simple reason why they're hard to get is you're not meant for each other. Your real guy is still running out there, looking for you as fast as he could.

So ladies, don't feel bad about yourself. Every God's creation is beautiful as it is. You're so beautiful that those good looking, attractive and well-manageable guys are spilled from your measure cup :-)

#TMG2012

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