How to Weak Yourself?

Normal posts would said about regaining a good health, stay healthy or maintaining the energy. But this post is different. No one talks about destroying your body, in a good manner (not a force suicidal). For those who didn't know how to weak yourself (or my hidden purpose is to reveal the reason why you feel so weak recently, I made that title just to attract you and at the same time I hope that you can fixed your own overall body weakness, haha~). My word here is the mirror, please understand it in opposite way, so, here it is:

[Warnings: this post is not for people who mentally disturbed, a person with psychological problem, children below 12, teenagers who involved in suicide or multiple absence at the school, the frustrated old folks, any humans who easily get fascinated by death and pure dumb people.]

Eat too much

Eating more than your stomach can make you weak easily. The stomach engine work harder than usual to digest large amount of foods to become energy and the rest of it, the collection of filth and fats.

Sleeping beauty

Sleeping is a beauty, to recharge the body and to maintain the youth. However, having a long-long sleep, or overslept makes you weak, especially your back bone, dizziness, sometimes nauseous and the hunger will increase.

Doing nothing

Doing nothing is the best way to weak yourself, the best preparation for death (because you're doing nothing so you're better dead than alive). Doing nothing, or asking people do it for you decreased your energy to a minimum level, causing you to feel lazy, hungry, lack of exercise and finally, you gained weight and become lazier than ever. So well, bumps~

Smoking

Smoke everyday, 10 times per day. Don't exercise, do not eat healthy foods, and don't check yourself at the hospital. There are 4000 chemicals in one cigarette which helps you to weak and die faster than ever. Great, huh?

Oily Kiss

Forget the vegetables, hate all fruits, don't take any vitamin pills or taking care your daily menu. Just eat all oily foods. Fatty foods taste great. It makes you sick, weak and painful, just the way you want it.

Don't walk

People these days hate walking. They even used vehicle to buy groceries which is right in front of their house. Well, as you hate to walk (because you afraid of the sunlight would burn your face and darken your skin), try to stay afloat and do not walk with your feet for a year. Ask anybody at home to move you around. Believe me, you will not have to walk any longer because your feet is weak and ready to paralyze.

Make problems

Problems are everywhere, no one can avoid it but we can overcome it by making plans and find solution. For those who one to weak in faster, don't try to solve your problems. Make it bigger, or get new problems if necessary. When the problems get higher, your stress level will increase too. This way will weaken your body (losing the appetite), get sick (migraine, fever, cough and joint pain) and destroying your positive attitude. Overall, you manage to weak yourself and ready to die.

Don't trust

Trust is a spiritual energy to help you to feel better and healthy. It makes you believe that you can do anything. So, don't trust anybody, anything or anyone. Let the suspicious be with you, and put you on the weakest point in your life. When you don't trust, you don't forgive, you will quit and you lose faith. When everything's lose, you're weak by yourself. No one knows you anymore, not even God.

Avoid prettiness

Get pretty, feel pretty, look pretty and be pretty is the way to have the prettiness. It gives you confidence, high self-esteem and brave. Well, avoid prettiness. Be sloppy, slumpy and sluggish. Being in such a low level and dark side will show you how to feel weak in yourself. Choose inferior, it tastes fear.

Say 'Yes'

Yes means agree, No means argue. Sometimes, it is good to 'yes' than 'no'. Sometimes, it is good to 'no' than 'yes'. No gives you the point of argument, no matter you win or lose you are the one who begin the argument so you seems big and pointy. To feel weak, try to say 'yes' for a year, even they give you shit to eat, you say 'yes' without hesitation. Oh yes~ within a year, you're so-called idiot to kick around (loserr~)

Fights

Last call to weak yourself, get a fight. Try to tease people and fight, even you don't know how to fight at all. If you're lucky, you will lying weakly on hospital bed with wounds and bruises. If you don't, farewell to you forever. May you rest in peace.

So, stay weak tomorrow?

(please don't)

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[Warnings: this post is not for people who mentally disturbed, a person with psychological problem, children below 12, teenagers who involved in suicide or multiple absence at the school, the frustrated old folks, any humans who easily get fascinated by death and pure dumb people.]

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